The Spam that Time Forgot

UCL Batista does a nice rosette

UCL Batista does a nice rosette

“I’m so hungry I’m starting to burp.”
— J.
Latte, meet mocha.  Rococo cafe

Latte, meet mocha. Rococo cafe

I crushed your sister; I get her shoes.

- J.

“You can’t make a life decision when you’re in fifth grade. — (M.)”
“Now I just need to do the thing with the wine glass and we can have an alcohol symphony.”
— J. - as I was tooting on a beer bottle.