The Spam that Time Forgot

“Now I just need to do the thing with the wine glass and we can have an alcohol symphony.”
— J. - as I was tooting on a beer bottle.

How can you make me choose between Desolation of Smaug and ice cream?

J.

“It’s the 21st century. If you can’t come up with cool science fiction ideas before breakfast, you’re not paying attention.”
— Cory Doctrow

Me:  You’d mind meld with an alien?
J.: Maybe not a giant homicidal alien, but yeah.

Cookie clicker developer has a very strange sense of humor.

Cookie clicker developer has a very strange sense of humor.